My Life in the Ocean

He was a skater boi

I’m not really sure what happened on this date- rejected for a mate? So casual, he didn’t know he was rejecting me?

Single life

Are single people stronger? Happier? Have more freedom? Forgotten about? Sympathised? Jealous? We are the same as everyone else, just don’t forget us!

This one time

This one time a guy called me from Africa; this one time I went on a first and only date at a dog park; this one time I got stood up by a girl!