My Life in the Ocean

Girl on the shelf

Girl on the shelf is a modern dating phenomenon where great girls are being overlooked or guys have too many to chose from!

Single life

Are single people stronger? Happier? Have more freedom? Forgotten about? Sympathised? Jealous? We are the same as everyone else, just don’t forget us!

This one time

This one time a guy called me from Africa; this one time I went on a first and only date at a dog park; this one time I got stood up by a girl!