late 30s – My Life in the Ocean

This one time

This one time a guy called me from Africa; this one time I went on a first and only date at a dog park; this one time I got stood up by a girl!

I only ever worried about a guy being a sleeze bag not that they’d have a faecal fetish! Oh man the world is complicated now

I think I just had a nightmare, or is it what my future holds?! Let’s call it an anxiety dream. A bad date! The worst.

Do you give yourself the same time as online dating? Try something new! I’ve still got the same body and bad habits but my mind is clearer

So many guys have said NO to me, I want a Yes Man but with swipe fatigue, for now I’m saying no to online dating for NOvember

Two dates in one weekend- they were as different as chalk and cheese. Who will get a rose and continue on to the next stage like the Bachelorette?

I’ve been to enough weddings now to write both an imaginary partner’s vows and my own single vows to myself!