This one time a guy called me from Africa; this one time I went on a first and only date at a dog park; this one time I got stood up by a girl!
Summer nights are over in Australia. Did you get the summer nights of Grease? Two people with very different perspectives but it all works out in the end…. yeah right!
I only ever worried about a guy being a sleeze bag not that they’d have a faecal fetish! Oh man the world is complicated now
I think I just had a nightmare, or is it what my future holds?! Let’s call it an anxiety dream. A bad date! The worst.
Finally I found someone behind door number one but it was a winding hallway where his door didn’t lead to mine.
Mr Big was tall with a big, round, jolly and smiling face. Would he be big in real life? Big personality? Anything like Mr Big from Sex in the city?
I’m back babes! New year, new dating app. What do we want? Decent guys! When do we want them? Now! Check out Hinge dating app with me.