online fails – My Life in the Ocean

This one time

This one time a guy called me from Africa; this one time I went on a first and only date at a dog park; this one time I got stood up by a girl!

Mr Big was tall with a big, round, jolly and smiling face. Would he be big in real life? Big personality? Anything like Mr Big from Sex in the city?

Searching online for adventure, odd jobs and good men but feeling more like Dory who can’t find her way.