My Life in the Ocean

Girl on the shelf

Girl on the shelf is a modern dating phenomenon where great girls are being overlooked or guys have too many to chose from!

This one time

This one time a guy called me from Africa; this one time I went on a first and only date at a dog park; this one time I got stood up by a girl!

Mr Big

Mr Big was tall with a big, round, jolly and smiling face. Would he be big in real life? Big personality? Anything like Mr Big from Sex in the city?