My Life in the Ocean

Call off the search

Is your ideal man missing? Maybe he’s in his man cave. I’m beginning to realise how the modern man tries to drag us back to his cave!

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Single life

Are single people stronger? Happier? Have more freedom? Forgotten about? Sympathised? Jealous? We are the same as everyone else, just don’t forget us!

This one time

This one time a guy called me from Africa; this one time I went on a first and only date at a dog park; this one time I got stood up by a girl!