My Life in the Ocean

Rate my beaches

Do you like calm or invigorating adventures? You don’t have to wait for a partner to take a beach trip! Go for it, enjoy yourself. Does Melbourne have the best beaches??


Single life

Are single people stronger? Happier? Have more freedom? Forgotten about? Sympathised? Jealous? We are the same as everyone else, just don’t forget us!

This one time

This one time a guy called me from Africa; this one time I went on a first and only date at a dog park; this one time I got stood up by a girl!